Romantic & Unromantic:

• • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
  • But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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  • Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
  • This describes everything you're not.
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  • I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .
  • Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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  • Every time I see your face.
  • I wish I were in outer space.
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  • My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 
  • Marrying you screwed up my life.
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  • Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
  • If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
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  • I see your face when I am dreaming.
  • That's why I always wake up screaming.
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  • My love you take my breath away.
  • What have you stepped in, to smell this way.
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  • My feelings for you no words can tell.
  • Except for maybe 'go to hell.'