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Friday, February 5, 2010


One And Only Love


At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.
The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,
"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."


Romantic & Unromantic:



    • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
    • But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    • Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
    • This describes everything you're not.

    • I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .
    • Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    • Every time I see your face.
    • I wish I were in outer space.

    • My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 
    • Marrying you screwed up my life.

    • Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
    • If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

    • I see your face when I am dreaming.
    • That's why I always wake up screaming.

    • My love you take my breath away.
    • What have you stepped in, to smell this way.

    • My feelings for you no words can tell.
    • Except for maybe 'go to hell.'


Rohan: Ayesha I can't buy you Mercedez like Ankit did for his girlfriend, nor I have Big bank balance or a huge palace like bungalow but the fact is I love you more than I love my life................
Ayesha: I love you too!! Sweet heart!! but can you tell me more about Ankit.



Kids Talk About Love

"What does love mean?" These are answers from 4 to 8 year olds.
When my grandma got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toe nails anymore. So my grandpa does it for her now all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Rebecca - age 8

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouths.
Billy - age 4

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Kari - age 5

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.
Chrissy - age 6

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Terri - age 4

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him to make sure the taste is OK.
Danny - age 7

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and my daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
Emily - age 8

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
Bobby - age 7

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Nikki - age 6

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day.
Noelle - age 7

Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
Tommy - age 6

During my piano recital, I was on stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
Cindy - age 8

My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
Clare - age 6

Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
Elaine - age 5

Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Chris - age 7

Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
Mary Ann - age 4

When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
Karen - age 7

You really shouldn't say "I LOVE YOU" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.
Jessica - age 8

And the winner was a 4 year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly man who had just lost his wife. When the child saw the man cry, the little boy went over into the man's yard and climbed on top of the man's lap and just sat there. When the boy's mother asked him what he'd said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."


Love

Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," one friend says.
"How so?" his friend asks.
"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."
"Was that not love?"
"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was motion sickness." 

Tuesday, January 26, 2010



IF U HAVE SLEEPLESS NITES....

IF SOME1 BREAKS THE SILENCE OF A DARK LONELY NITE....

IF SOME1 SINGS NEW MELODIED IN UR EAR EVERY EVENING.....

THEN ITS NOTHING OTHER THAN.....











MOSQUITOESSSSSSS.........:P  

Monday, January 25, 2010

·A Love Story 

I shall seek and find you. 

I shall take you to bed and control you. 

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. 

I will make you beg for mercy. 

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you. 

And you will be weak for days. 

All my love, 

The Flu